Sit still
Slow your breathing
We'd like to be sure
We get an accurate reading
Stop your protests
Don't try to resist
We've come to administer
An empathy test
We wanna know what's in your head
What makes your ticker tick
I promise you it's painless
The procedure is very quick
We wanna know what's in your mind
It's no cause for concern
We'll check for faulty wires
And make sure your gears still turn
Settle down
We're receiving
A steady stream of data that will
Tell us what you're dreaming
How does it feel
To have your buttons pressed?
Your synapses under the stress
Of an empathy test
We wanna know what's in your head
What makes your ticker tick
I promise you it's painless
The procedure is very quick
We wanna know what's in your mind
It's no cause for concern
We'll check for faulty wires
And make sure your gears still turn
Empathy test
Each memory compressed
Be patient while we wait for your results
Empathy test
Your circuits all connect
The evidence is indisputable
We wanna know what's in your head
What makes your ticker tick
I promise you it's painless
The procedure is very quick
We wanna know what's in your mind
It's no cause for concern
We'll check for faulty wires
And make sure your gears still turn